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Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:47 am
by Mats
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:21 pm
by MD
Unbelievable crap !
Speaking of hammers. A little joke but first you must understand that in Oz lingo,the word nakkas refers to your goolies, er for the benefit of the uneducated, testicles.
A promo ad for a new men's body enhancing product goes like this:
"
Nakka Lacquer" Just for men. Adds luster to your cluster and glamour to your hammer..
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:29 am
by kevin
Whoooaah ha ha
Where does the saying " I feel nackered" or " I feel hammered" come from. Is it in Oz lingo.
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:08 pm
by MD
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:53 am
by MD
We need an update here and what better to kick it off with is these dickheads that have got the situation in total control..
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:50 am
by GTV27
That's a great picture - wonder how it ended. If you were behind the lens of the camera, would you shout out to the other group...?
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:59 am
by Mats
Attention whore...
Obviously someone heard an Alfa V6 from the direction they are looking
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:20 pm
by MD
No Alfa V6 I don't think. More likely those guys are using binnoculars to spy on a local nudist colony...
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:43 pm
by kevin
I still always find this funny . Also his issues regarding bears and secured trash . Anyway this is probably MD in disguise. Hope it comes out in correct order .
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:25 am
by fedezyl
Awesome!! hahaha
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:45 am
by MD
Yo Kevin,
Sheit mate . Did you really give away those magnetic boots you used to wear when you woz walking around in Saarf Afrika so as you wouldn't fall of the planet?
You are right though, that is me in disguise.
Got a joke for ya Kev;
LITTLE JOHNNY'S SISTER
We all know Little Johnny but..
OH No !!! He has a sister ????????????
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"
Before her mother could raise a concern,
Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty."
Mum fainted.
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:23 pm
by Mats
kevin wrote:I still always find this funny . Also his issues regarding bears and secured trash . Anyway this is probably MD in disguise. Hope it comes out in correct order .
HAHAHA!
I wanna buy David a case of beer! I'll even carry it into his house for him!
Our primary language is screamig... Hahaha, instant classic.
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:02 am
by Duk
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn Austrians...............
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:04 am
by 75evo
LOL.
Damn Austrians....Ya Ya put ze prawns on ze barbie mate
Re: Get Square Time (Humour)
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:59 pm
by MD
Haaha- that's right
onzemoney...
boy, a little bit of corn sure goes a long way.
er, come to think of it, have we got any Austrians on this Forum? There must be but surely.
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Short but sweet Australian humour
A man walks into a crowded local bar in Darwin brandishing a revolver yelling,
"Who's the bastard that's been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back.
"You don't have enough ammo mate!!"
