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la_strega_nera · Post by **la_strega_nera** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:08 pm

Barry wrote: Joooooeeeeey....Relax mate......Raggin` you big time here.....
Break out a xxx,you`ll feel better...hehe!!
Besides,I spoke to MD,an he says all you blokes down under are related,no matter where you live..so the Kiwis are brothers dude...When the crap hits the fan ,you all huddle around and cry together!!
Oh shit,I cant wait for this reply...

A XXX? that must be the light version of a XXXX?

matt · Post by **matt** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:21 pm

related ehh barry

We Aussies are all related in one thing..............causing Springbok pain

.......is that Rathbone (Aussie legend now) dropping the shoulder

...good stuff

and as for the kiwi bro's well, arch rivals there, but if the ALL BLACKS played the Boks i'd be going for the all blacks

they cause lots of pain........... you Springboks are dirty players, eye gouge here, tags in the head there.........

You South Afrikans should go easy on the Kiwis tho', thats how they got their accent

Barry · Post by **Barry** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:42 pm

Ben,yea,dead right...If J gets so emotional on nothin,imagine on a xxxx!! Give the man a light!!

Matt,Dont go there bro....Our rugby is an embarrasment to the nation here.....so is the cricket,but I had to get all this in while we were ahead...

Ill flatly ignore any more posts once you blokes start winning...(Ostrich culture mate...)

You guys realy make a big thing about the S.A. guys being dirty players,huh??I think some commentator thought he saw something resembling dirty play while the Aussie player was grimmacing and trying to turn around and run as the Springbok tackeled him,and now its dirty play

The bugger should have turned around and run earlier!!

Now,as we all know,soccer here is VERY big....THE BIGGEST EMBARRASMENT for us of all!!!!!!!!!!!

From Hero to zero in 6 years....Ah well,we need to look at the bright side..our woman are better looking than yours..........

matt · Post by **matt** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:55 pm

Barry wrote:From Hero to zero in 6 years....Ah well,we need to look at the bright side..our woman are better looking than yours..........

oh let the compeTITon begin

.................

Jim K · Post by **Jim K** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:44 pm

Hey Barry, need some help?
Here's some!

SydneyJules · Post by **SydneyJules** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:49 pm

Dammit Jim... this once fine forum is about to go to the dogs!!!

Barry- show us some photos of those South African pit girls you had dangling off your arms....!

I will see If I can find some Aussie ones to put them to shame!

la_strega_nera · Post by **la_strega_nera** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:52 pm

Sooo.... 23 seconds into Australia versus South Africa in the Rugby sevens 1/4 finals, Australia scores. 20-14, Australia wins

How do you like them apples?

Barry · Post by **Barry** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:56 pm

Rugby.???..............Wtf `s rugby??

Oooook Ben,weeeel dooneeee......

(Didnt even know the 7`s were being played now..

)

Jules,the only pics I have readily available now are not suited(In everybody else`s bloody opinion,I think they are very well suited to this forum...

)for publication in this forum...
If you remember I posted a covered pair o` tits for Joey in the days when he had a problem deciding his sexual orientation and was promptly burnt at the stake.....Just to set the record straight here,I believe Joey has decided...no one knows which way ,but he`s decided

(Joe,we are missing you mate!!!

)where ya??

la_strega_nera · Post by **la_strega_nera** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:11 pm

Barry wrote: Rugby.???..............Wtf `s rugby??

Oooook Ben,weeeel dooneeee...... (Didnt even know the 7`s were being played now.. )

Jules,the only pics I have readily available now are not suited(In everybody else`s bloody opinion,I think they are very well suited to this forum... )for publication in this forum...
If you remember I posted a covered pair o` tits for Joey in the days when he had a problem deciding his sexual orientation and was promptly burnt at the stake.....Just to set the record straight here,I believe Joey has decided...no one knows which way ,but he`s decided (Joe,we are missing you mate!!! )where ya??

Jeez. I have missed alot in my absence!
Link to the thread?

matt · Post by **matt** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:46 pm

Barry, I guess the 156 "air bags" don't count

Jim you better look at this.....this aussie babe doesn't smoke or bleach hair

What about the latest aussie tourist advertising, click on the TV add.

http://www.wherethebloodyhellareyou.com/

Theres this really really average looking aussie girl *coff* *coff* on a beach in a bikini saying "where the bloody hell are you"

no! now where the bloody hell are you! WOW!

gotta love Australia

fortom · Post by **fortom** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:55 am

I like your thinking Jim,,,,,, keep them coming.

joey · Post by **joey** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:26 pm

this one is for the kiwis...

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fortom · Post by **fortom** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:05 am

Thanks Joey...... but Jim's one is definately nicer.

MD · Post by MD » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:34 pm

fortom,

Are you sure about that?

joey* tells me he has had 17 Kiwi phone calls all wanting to know her phone number.

*subject to poetic license

Barry · Post by **Barry** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:59 pm

Do they care whether its a him or a her???

Feel proud Australia!!!!!!!! You guys beat us at BOWLS today!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well done....

I wont mention that they are also bending us over at almost all the other events as well..For those of you who dont know,the Queen(No,not MD..

)came to Ozz for a quickie(visit that is..)and the whole bloody world decided to have the common wealth games!!!
Almost like ancient Roman times..:Hey,JK the hun is coming over for a visit!!..lets throw some slaves Aussies

)and lions(S.Africans

) in the arena for him!!!yea!!" And what did JK say about this all?? "I think Ill write a book on Alfa Romeo...mmmmmmmmm.Im sure there will be some thing like that one day..."And then he put on a tutu and went back to Athens...hence the italian princess in Greece topic...

I knew there was a link somewhere...

I gotto get a life......

in the spirit of reconciliation...