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Mats · Post by **Mats** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:47 am

Well this certainly doesn't apply here, really...

http://www.lensrentals.com/blog/2012/03/hammerforum-com

MD · Post by MD » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:21 pm

Unbelievable crap !

Speaking of hammers. A little joke but first you must understand that in Oz lingo,the word nakkas refers to your goolies, er for the benefit of the uneducated, testicles.

A promo ad for a new men's body enhancing product goes like this:

"Nakka Lacquer" Just for men. Adds luster to your cluster and glamour to your hammer..

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:29 am

Whoooaah ha ha
Where does the saying " I feel nackered" or " I feel hammered" come from. Is it in Oz lingo.

MD · Post by MD » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:08 pm

Is it in Oz lingo.

Daily

MD · Post by MD » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:53 am

We need an update here and what better to kick it off with is these dickheads that have got the situation in total control..

GTV27 · Post by **GTV27** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:50 am

That's a great picture - wonder how it ended. If you were behind the lens of the camera, would you shout out to the other group...?

Mats · Post by **Mats** » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:59 am

Attention whore...

Obviously someone heard an Alfa V6 from the direction they are looking

MD · Post by MD » Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:20 pm

No Alfa V6 I don't think. More likely those guys are using binnoculars to spy on a local nudist colony...

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:43 pm

I still always find this funny . Also his issues regarding bears and secured trash . Anyway this is probably MD in disguise. Hope it comes out in correct order .

fedezyl · Post by **fedezyl** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:25 am

Awesome!! hahaha

MD · Post by MD » Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:45 am

Yo Kevin,

Sheit mate . Did you really give away those magnetic boots you used to wear when you woz walking around in Saarf Afrika so as you wouldn't fall of the planet?

You are right though, that is me in disguise.

Got a joke for ya Kev;

LITTLE JOHNNY'S SISTER

We all know Little Johnny but..

OH No !!! He has a sister ????????????

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"

Before her mother could raise a concern,
Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,
"Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Mum fainted.

Mats · Post by **Mats** » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:23 pm

kevin wrote:I still always find this funny . Also his issues regarding bears and secured trash . Anyway this is probably MD in disguise. Hope it comes out in correct order .

HAHAHA!

I wanna buy David a case of beer! I'll even carry it into his house for him!

Our primary language is screamig... Hahaha, instant classic.

Duk · Post by **Duk** » Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:02 am

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Damn Austrians...............

75evo · Post by **75evo** » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:04 am

LOL.

Damn Austrians....Ya Ya put ze prawns on ze barbie mate

MD · Post by MD » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:59 pm

Haaha- that's right onzemoney...
boy, a little bit of corn sure goes a long way.

er, come to think of it, have we got any Austrians on this Forum? There must be but surely.

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Short but sweet Australian humour

A man walks into a crowded local bar in Darwin brandishing a revolver yelling,
"Who's the bastard that's been screwing my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back.

"You don't have enough ammo mate!!"

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