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This is for MD,Ben,Jules,Pancho and all the other Aussie`s`

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:38 am
by Barry
S.A--289 for 6 in 50 overs at Kingsmead.. :D :D :D
World champions-Australia-93 all out...... :oops:

Hehe..revenge is sweet :D (may as well boast while I can..)

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:13 pm
by MD
Hey Bazza,

I have researched the cause of the huge loss. I am told the Aussies have been using a new turbo style of cricket bat assembled with some piss weak 10mm stainless nuts & bolts.

Personally I think this would make the bats excessively heavy and cause the players to drag them on the ground when making runs.

Now anyone knows that you can't run when your nuts are draggin on the ground... :D

...Jules, help me out here I am running out of bullshit.

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:35 pm
by matt
Richie voice "pretty piss poor effort that"
Now anyone knows that you can't run when your nuts are draggin on the ground...
:lol: :lol: thats called a "skippy" usually happens when someone in the group is pissed/drunk, lost it by 2-3am

but there reason we lost is because the Aussies where all in the pub till 5am while...........

other

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:34 pm
by Smithy
Did Graham Smith finally figure out which way to hold a bat :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:27 pm
by Barry
What a fickle lot South Africans are....While losing pathetically in Ozz lately,everyone bayed for Grahams blood...He then goes on to score the highest opening score at the particular field ever and he`s a bloody hero!!

Dont know if you guys watched the game lsat night,but the Aussies realy looked like a second rate team..I say this with respct,cause Im a fan although it riles me at how smugg they are...Take nothing away from them though,they are worthy title holders (world champions)

I dont get excited at how good a team does batting first anymore(unless its our useless bastards doing what they do best-losing...)cause todays teams are so well honed,the following team usually does as well,or better...hell,does this make sense? this is what the game is about after all... :roll:

Yea,while you blokes are losing....Im smugg for once...bring it on guys!!!HA!

*Depending on the outcome of the next game,I might be away on leave untill further notice-like when we win again..*

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:29 pm
by Barry
:D Mike,WHAT NUTS??.....hahahaha.... :D

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:40 am
by fortom
Hey Barry, maybe Susie of 95 rugby world cup poisoning fame is at work again....... the kiwis here still have not got over her.......... :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:29 pm
by Barry
:wink: Tom,They still bitchin about 95?? Oh man....
The game is starting here....Sunday morning,9:30 am..Im going to watch the Aussies get hammered....haha...(these buggers better win,my mouth is seriously big this morning...)

chat ltr!!! 8) :P

Tom,you guys played Pakistan and won??Heard something on the news here,would have been a whitewash except the Pakis won the last game..

Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:31 pm
by Barry
:D :D Hey,looking at the posts its mostly S.Africans and Kiwis posting here...where are the Aussies???????????? :?: :D

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:04 am
by fortom
yeah the kiwis are playing against the west indies at the moment......but i will always support S.A. pity the super 14 esp the Sharks are getting a hiding at the moment. :(

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:23 am
by Barry
:oops: Tom,lets not go there..Rugby is not tops here at the moment....

and the cricket is not quite going our way here either..(I typed that very slow.....)

Aaah well,had to give the Aussies a breather,otherwise we take the one days with 2 to go still...hehehehe..

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:04 am
by kevin
I think we are going to have to eat humble pie big time as we are getting our butts seriosly kicked tonight at Durbs.

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:48 am
by Murray
Barry et al...Seeing as your using this forum to discuss your recent triumphs I think you have a responsibilty to explain the game of cricket to we North Americans :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:15 pm
by Zamani
I used to play cricket for my highschool.

Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:23 pm
by Mats
Murray: Triumphs?? Don't bring up crappy brit cars on a forum as fine as this. :) :wink: