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That is SO true about nascar.

What is really funny is to watch them run a road course. They do actually race....on road courses....3 times a season.

Sears point...ahem Infinion Raceway, just north of San Francisco, is one of the road races.

Of course Mats could beat them .... with 2 cylinders tied behind his back.
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hahaha, right. I'd probably be lapped in turn three on the first lap. :?
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You haven't seen how slow the nascar guys are on right hand turns!!! They run clockwise at Sears Point.
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Here is some idea how mad our taxi drivers are with no respect to anyone on the road. I laugh in dissbelief.
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Car pooling S.A. style?

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Car pooling ha hah - thats good. I wish our metro cops would do something about our taxi drivers as its very sad what these kids go through and general taxi passengers. Its much easier for our cops to hide behind trees with the lazer camers to fine the rich for income and forget about road safety. I know its the same scenario in most countries.
We did have a taxi caught fro speeding at 130kmh and when the cops stopped him he had no steering wheel but used a vicegrip to steer with. Oh yes we did have a stolen golf gti with the seats removed and a dead cow in it - that was classic. There are pics of this.
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You're joking about the vice grips and dead cow right????
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Z , deffinately not joking. Some mind blowing stuff happens here. You kind off get used to it. You really have to laugh. Im sure I mentioned the one about all the reject tyres that one of our manufactures had all sidewalls slashed. These were given to the racetrack for barriers but some Taxi guys stole them from the racetrack and glued the sidewalls. They then sold them to other taxi operators which obviously had major blow outs causing havoc. I must remind those who do come here that the Taxis I am refering to are minibus type (which you stay far far away from) . The normal car type taxi is the safe one which you must use.
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Z some of the less enlightened Taxi operators here have been caught using wood instead of proper brake pads! :shock: Engine mountings also replaced with wood blocks etc.Like Kevin says you feel for the passengers especialy kids but we feel sweet blow all for the drivers although they make for good jokes around a braai ( Barbacue )... :lol:

We had some Americans over here who though it would be a great idea to hitch a ride with one of these taxi's,let's just say thay were whiter than white after the event. :lol:
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It appears these two neighbors had a very heated argument over gun control.
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Now that doesn't look photoshopped at all... 8)
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Time to take your girlfriend to get her eye's checked?

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Hope no one finds the lanuage to offensive but this is the funniest sign I have seen in the area. We do have a serious problem with illegal dumping of rubble.
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" It's Time Somebody Did Something About Bread !! "

Warning: Bread is Evil.

Did you know:

1) More than 98 percent of convicted criminals are bread eaters !
2) Exactly half of all children who grow up in bread - eating households score in the bottom 50% on standardized IQ tests!

3) In the 19th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 55 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, scarlet fever, smallpox and influenza ravaged entire nations!

4) Statistics show that more than 75 % of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread!

5) Bread is made from a substance called "dough." Researchers have proven that as little as one pound of dough can choke a large animal like a horse. The average person eats more bread than that in one month!

6) Bread is known to be extremely addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water, actually begged for bread after just two days!

7) Bread is a "gateway" food item, which usually leads to such items as butter, jam, peanut butter and even ... bacon!

8) Bread has been proven to kill. Scientists have now uncovered alarming evidence that 100% of the people who eat bread will eventually die!

9) Unattended newborn babies can choke on bread!

10) Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 425 degrees Fahrenheit ! Don't laugh...that kind of heat can kill a full grown adult in less than five minutes.

11) 96 % of cancer victims eventually admit that they've eaten bread!


12) Sadly, 9 out of 10 bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
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