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Questionable expression

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:44 am
by Sporttunergtv6
Lately, there has been alot of talk about some pretty sexy automobiles that for some reason require volunteering "a left nut" to own, drive, etc.

My question is why the left nut?! I mean the right is theoretically just as good... Is this an alfa transaxle thing? Do our Alfa's officially have rights to the right nut? If so I was not aware. My girlfriend has both of mine in a vise, so i could not give of them voluntarily (even if I wanted to) without filling out a shit load of paperwork to get my nuts a mere day pass. Better I say(!), at least i will have them for when i need to late brake pass some boner in turn one.

And where is Jim K? He has tested the v6 alfa many a time. Did he have to give a left nut for all those camshafts? Maybe he could shed some light on our collective left nut.

Please, Nuts Abound, Lets hold on to em :lol:

V

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:04 am
by Barry
Aah,a human interests topic...good stuff...

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:26 pm
by kevin
I think subconsciously the male mind is happier to part with the left nut as anything associated with right is always more valuable. As most people are right handed and right footed it is more common to say this. My question is to all you you left handers out there, is it easier to say I would give my right nut ? If not this theory sucks !

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:03 pm
by x-rad
The one day I did not wear my cup to a baseball game, I get nailed in the right nut...and I was the catcher! :shock:

Right one is still a little bruised....

Maybe I will put it on ebay!?!

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:34 pm
by Barry
x-rad wrote:The one day I did not wear my cup to a baseball game, I get nailed in the right nut...and I was the catcher! :shock:

Right one is still a little bruised....

Maybe I will put it on ebay!?!
ROTFLOFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:56 am
by Fernando
X-rad,classic mate,classic. :D

V with all the s&*t my girlfriend has given me of late I am inclined to feel quite partial to donating the left one for a nice modded Ferrari F40. :wink:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:29 pm
by ALFA GTV6 GP
You guys where talking about Girl's and Alfa's instead of listening in your Human Biology and Sex Education classes.....
You all need big pointy hats and should be made to sit on your hands in the corner.
haha
John.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:06 pm
by John in Denver
I was under the impression that the "left" or "right" related to the thread of the nut :roll:

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:22 pm
by Barry
John in Denver wrote:I was under the impression that the "left" or "right" related to the thread of the nut :roll:
Pull,Snip(YEEOWWWW!!!!!)..insert key,Brrrrrmmmm,bye....(Shiver....) :roll:

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:52 am
by Fernando
This thread sounds like we all intend to audition for the next Jackass movie. :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:24 am
by rz
not for me guys, i just got married :lol: :?:

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:59 am
by Fernando
Congratulations Marc.Which one did you marry ? Red or black ? :lol:

My family are fond of reminding me that you cannot be married AND drive an Alfa. :evil: