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MD · Post by MD » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:40 pm

Our mate Pete Q..er "Q" for quick, has been sprung trying out his new Polish Racing seat but it seems to be affecting his hearing 'cause the navigator's instructions are simply going out the window..

Hang in there Pete, success is just around the corner.

PietereQ · Post by **PietereQ** » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:33 am

Hehe, I tell you gyro-stabilsed seats are the future of racing. And gotta love the "face yourself against the corner" function

GregoryV · Post by **GregoryV** » Wed Mar 31, 2010 8:22 pm

I thought this one was quite smart!

Muffled Explosion
2009 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin

(10 January 2009, Pennsylvania) An embarrassed and seriously injured 17-year-old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack by persons unknown. However, police investigators soon extracted the truth from the feckless teen.
He found an M-80 explosive at his grandmother's house, took it to his room to examine it, and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the fuse. During one of these cycles the fuse would not go out, so he jammed the red cardboard tube between his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion. This plan was less successful than he had hoped.

Commonly thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite, M80's (according to pyrouniverse.com) actually contain flash powder rather than TNT, and only 1/50 the amount--just under 3 grams. Used by the U.S. Military to simulate grenade explosions, M80's were outlawed in 1966 under the Child Protection Act.

They are not safe enough to be detonated by the average man on the average street, let alone by the average 17-year-old. One loud KABOOM! later, our junior pyrotechnics specialist had lost his right hand, right leg, and--very likely--his right to reproduce, earning him a living Darwin Award.

* As always, my regrets to the boy and his family.

MD · Post by MD » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:18 pm

Don't know whether to laugh or cry so stuff it I'm gonna laugh my tits off 'cause that's a cack !!

Ha ha look mum, no nuts !!

Even Pete Q is smarter than that !!

No sure about JK. I'd guess he'd try it down his shorts for bigger bang than usual..hehhee.

As for Kevin, I am certain he'd do the classic Samity Sam thing and stare down the burning fuse running around what to do with it until it blew up leaving him with a burned moustache and smokin' eyebrows...'onya Kev.

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:16 pm

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:55 pm

So while I was taking the piss out of the Ozzies not contributing to much to the motoring world, here is what our country has developed . The new seven seater motorcycle. Beat that.

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:57 pm

Wait a sec , its an eight seater !

xrad · Post by **xrad** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:47 pm

I guess helmets would make it top heavy.....

PietereQ · Post by **PietereQ** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:13 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWUWPx2 ... r_embedded

PietereQ · Post by **PietereQ** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:59 am

This is hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFiU8yrc ... r_embedded
VTAK kicked in yo!

PietereQ · Post by **PietereQ** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:48 pm

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1e_1308 ... _version=4

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:31 am

I'm not sure if this chap in his 75 turbo new there was a corner coming or this is just a hill climb with out a run off - just a barn door
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri= ... -Ku525CCwc

ALFA GTV6 GP · Post by **ALFA GTV6 GP** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:14 am

Yeah now that's what I call a barn find !

John

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:43 am

We just had a track which got a bit chaotic. This pick makes me laugh especially the chap in the back. It did end in tears with the day stopped short a few turns later.
http://www.zoc.co.za/photo/showimg.php? ... 7%20t7.jpg

kevin · Post by **kevin** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:02 pm

Have a look at this fast food chain add . Its a South African brand taking the p*ss out of dictators
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri= ... 1EX--vdxh4

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