FARK! We haven't even seen 20 degrees yet and it's June!

Couldn't move to South Africa though, the trip to work would kill me.

And no Swedish babes either, how could I live there?
And no rain training? Forget that, only golfers come from the RSA.

Jim: you pay for my ticket and I'll come down to SA with you, twist his arm a bit and he'll be glad to go to the ring...

Bitburg beer or maybe Moselwein. Ouzo, isn't that what you clean brake cylinders in?
BTW Z, The missus will have plenty to see and do down in the Mosel area (if she likes white wine that is, or small German towns where everybody makes whine).