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TAOISM-Shit happens.
HARE KRISHNA-Shit happens Rama RamaDing Ding.
HINDUISM-This shit happened before.
ISLAM-If shit happens,take a hostage.
ZEN-What is the sound of shit happening?
BUDDHISM-When shit happens,is it realy shit?
CONFUCIANISM-Confucias say"SHIT HAPPENS"
7th day adventist-Shit happens on Saturdays.
PROTASTINISM-Shit wont happen if I work harder.
CATHOLISISM-If shit happens,I deserve it.
JEHOVAH`S WITNESS-Knock,knock "Shit happens!!"
UNITARIAN-What is this shit?
MORMON-Shit happens again &again &again....
JUDIASM-Why does this shit always happen to me??
RASTAFARIANISM-Lets smoke this shit...
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Religions
Well Baz, after that little number I would say your arse is grass. The likelihood of you getting a car park even in a handicap bay at St Peters' park and ride would have to zero minus 15. 
(Bloody funny though).
(Bloody funny though).
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